哪些是中國(guó)人最“中國(guó)”的行為?.

　　國(guó)外版知乎Quora上有人問：哪些是中國(guó)人最“中國(guó)”的行為?得到的回答有這些，詳細(xì)請(qǐng)看下面相關(guān)的雙語文章：

　　——Drink warm boiled water.喝溫開水

　　——Live to be 95, look like you're 50, and stand around in parks all morning clapping your hands.一群看著只有50歲，實(shí)際上有95的人，一早上站在公園里拍巴掌。

　　——Very senior men; walk a bird in a cage. 老人提著鳥籠散步;

　　Middle to senior men; play chess in the public with people watching. 中老年人大街上被人圍著下象棋;

　　Senior women; dance in squares at dusk. 老年婦女傍晚跳廣場(chǎng)舞。

　　——Playing majiang which is really interesting. 打麻將，真的很好玩。

　　By the way, the unbelievable lose of chinese team in euro is really a national shame even compared with Team China of soccer.順便說一句，中國(guó)麻將隊(duì)居然戰(zhàn)敗歐洲，真是比中國(guó)國(guó)足還丟臉。

　　——Try to pay the bill first of all.搶著買單。

　　——Eat Lao GanMa.吃老干媽。

　　——Behave over-friendly to foreigners.對(duì)外國(guó)人國(guó)人熱情。

　　——Ask your neighbor how much money he/she is making.愛問鄰居的收入情況。

　　——We either have intense road rage, or inspire intense road rage in others. 我們有嚴(yán)重的路怒癥，或是能讓別人產(chǎn)生嚴(yán)重的路怒癥。

　　We like to drive luxury SUVs. Strictly in the colours white, off white, and crème br?lée.我們愛開豪華型SUV，純白、米白、焦糖布丁色的SUV。

　　We laugh when we're nervous or embarrassed. 我們緊張或?qū)擂螘r(shí)就笑。

　　We note that you drink ice water. And infer that you probably make other audacious choices in life like date outside your race and get B's in math. 我們覺得常常喝冰水的人特別很叛逆，肯定交往過外國(guó)人，數(shù)學(xué)成績(jī)估計(jì)也不怎么好。

　　We like to beat our children with bamboo sticks. But they're not so accessible in America. So now we beat them with our iPads.我們喜歡用竹條教育孩子，美國(guó)沒有竹條，只有用iPad了。

　　It confounds us why rich, White people insist on pretending to be poor. Backpacking through Europe? Why not limousine.我們不明白為什么白人富豪都愛裝窮，還背包環(huán)游歐洲呢，干嘛不開豪車去?

　　You offended us when we offered you a fourth helping of our homemade, home-brined chicken feet and you blankly rused us with, "no thanks, I'm full."我們問你還要不要再來一根自家鹵雞腳，你居然說吃飽了，才吃三根而已，是不是覺得味道不行?

　　We still remember the time our cable guy came traipsing through our front door to install our TV service with his big, dirty boots after we've just mopped the floors. We were appalled, but offered him chicken feet anyway. 我們還記得有天我們剛剛拖完地，安裝有線電視的師父就踩著又大又臟的靴子走了進(jìn)來。我們當(dāng)時(shí)就震驚了，不過還是請(qǐng)他吃了鹵雞腳。

　　I speak on behalf of every one of my fellow Chinese people. If you disagree, I encourage you to express your grievances to me via pigeon mail. My window is open.我代表所有中國(guó)同胞寫了上述的話，不同意的話請(qǐng)飛鴿傳書，我的窗戶會(huì)一直開著。

　　——Go to home town for the Spring Festival.回老家過春節(jié)。

　　——Eat Century eggs.吃皮蛋。

　　——Have 8's in our License Plates. (or 9's depending on which part of China you're from)車牌上最愛“8”這個(gè)數(shù)字，不同地區(qū)可能是“9”。