原配登報(bào)智斗小三：署名永遠(yuǎn)的妻子.

　　小三過街，人人喊打。可是光喊打怎么夠?還要讓全世界知道三兒的大肚子!美國得克薩斯州一個(gè)妻子很聰明，發(fā)現(xiàn)丈夫出軌后，她在當(dāng)?shù)貓?bào)紙上發(fā)布了一則特別的廣告，“祝?！钡恼Z言其實(shí)很毒舌哦～

　　When spouses cheat on each other, the fallout can be absolutely disastrous. Making a scene in public isn’t that uncommon, but this clever wife in Texas found a better, subtler way to let everyone know how disappointed she was in her cheating husband. She took out a classified ad in a Texas newspaper, sending a message out to her husband and his message, signed with love. You’re going to love this.

　　夫妻不忠，后果很嚴(yán)重。讓出軌的對(duì)方當(dāng)眾出丑并不是什么新鮮事，但這位來自得克薩斯的妻子很聰明，她找到了一種更微妙的方法，讓全世界都知道丈夫出軌讓她有多失望。她在德克薩斯州當(dāng)?shù)貓?bào)紙上登了一則分類廣告，然后給丈夫發(fā)了一條短信：“你會(huì)喜歡的?！笔鹈麗廴恕?/p>

　　When Timeshia Brown discovered her husband Patrick was sleeping around and got a girl pregnant, she didn’t set his car on fire. She did, however, find a better way to burn him.

　　當(dāng)Timeshia夫人發(fā)現(xiàn)丈夫Patrick在外面鬼混、還搞大了一個(gè)女孩的肚子，她并沒有氣得發(fā)瘋?cè)能?，但她的辦法足以讓他崩潰。

　　Her ad reads:

　　她在廣告中這樣寫道：

　　I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown.

　　老娘在這里給Shara Cormier和Patrick Brown道個(gè)喜。

　　They are expecting a baby.

　　因?yàn)樗麄兊暮⒆玉R上就要出世了。

　　Hope you both are really in love and I hope it works out.

　　你們倆最好是真愛，不然小心老娘“祝(zǔ)福(zhòu)”你們?cè)缛胀嫱昱丁?/p>

　　Always,

　　Patrick’s wife,

　　Timeshia Brown.

　　Patrick永遠(yuǎn)的妻子，Timeshia Brown

　　It’s possible she meant some of the well-wishing, but you know for sure she was laughing all the way to the newspaper.

　　她說的可能是祝福的話，但你懂的，她對(duì)著報(bào)紙露出勝利的笑容。