【美劇臺(tái)詞】美劇《生活大爆炸》搞笑臺(tái)詞.

　　1. Quotes from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

　　Leonard： I’m going to the movies with Penny. I don’t want her to think I think it’s a date.

　　Sheldon： Do you think it’s a date?

　　Leonard： No， but she might think I think it’s a date even though I don’t.

　　Sheldon： Or you might think she thinks you think it’s a date even though she doesn’t.

　　Leonard： Are we over-thinking this?

　　Sheldon： Not at all.

　　Remarks：Leonard和Sheldon在一起簡(jiǎn)直就是一對(duì)活寶，雖然他們倆的智商奇高，不過(guò)要是每天都這樣對(duì)話，天才也得傷透神啊。

　　2. Quotes from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

　　Sheldon： Why are you crying?

　　Penny： Because I’m stupid!

　　Sheldon： That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example， I cry because others are stupid， and that makes me sad.

　　Remarks：作為神童的Sheldon一向自視甚高，他那毫不謙虛的個(gè)性總能讓我們?nèi)炭〔唤?/p>

　　3. Quotes from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

　　(To a box of expensive shoes Penny is about to take back)

　　Penny： I’m sorry， shoes， but you have to go back.

　　Shoebox (Penny)： But， Penny， we love you.

　　Penny： I love you， too， but you cost more than my rent.

　　Shoebox (Penny)： But Penny， you look so good in us.

　　Penny： Damn it， the shoes are right!

　　Remarks：相對(duì)于劇中四位高智商的男主人公，Penny顯得平凡普通，有時(shí)甚至顯得有點(diǎn)“傻”，不過(guò)，正是她的天真可愛給這部劇增添了一抹亮色。

　　4. Quotes from the episode The Tangerine Factor

　　(Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese.)

　　Howard： You know， I’m really glad you decided to learn Mandarin (普通話).

　　Sheldon： Why?

　　Howard： Once you’re fluent， you’ll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

　　Remarks：對(duì)付難纏的Sheldon，鬼靈精怪的Howard似乎總有辦法。

　　5. Quotes from the episode The Stag Convergence

　　Rajesh： When I moved to America I was pretty lonely， but when I met Howard my life changed because we could be lonely together.

　　Remarks：看似內(nèi)向靦腆的Rajesh在劇中也不是省油的燈，時(shí)不時(shí)地就會(huì)給我們帶來(lái)不一般的笑料。