《生活大爆炸》第一季第一集臺(tái)詞.

　　《生活大爆炸》是由查克·洛爾和比爾·普拉迪創(chuàng)作的一出美國(guó)情景喜劇，在2007年9月24日由哥倫比亞廣播公司(CBS)推出。此劇由華納兄弟電視公司和查克·洛爾制片公司共同制作，講述的是一個(gè)美女和四個(gè)科學(xué)家的故事。

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　　第一季 第一集

　　-Sheldon:So if a photon (particle of light) is directed to a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed, it will not go through both slits.If it's unobserved, it will. However, if it's observed after it's lt the plane but bore it hits its target, it will not have gone through both slits.

　　如果一個(gè)光子打向有兩個(gè)狹縫的平面，如果有一個(gè)狹縫可以觀測(cè)到，那它沒(méi)有同時(shí)通過(guò)兩個(gè)狹縫。如果觀測(cè)不到，那它會(huì)通過(guò)。但如果它是在離開(kāi)平面后在擊中目標(biāo)物之前被觀測(cè)到，那它不會(huì)同時(shí)通過(guò)兩個(gè)狹縫。

　　-Leonard: Agreed. What's your point?

　　同意。你想說(shuō)什么?

　　-Sheldon: There's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.

　　沒(méi)什么，我只是覺(jué)得這個(gè)主意放在T恤上不錯(cuò)。

　　-Leonard: Excuse me.

　　打擾了。

　　-Woman: Hang on.

　　稍等。

　　-Leonard: Uh, 1 across is "Aegean".

　　-Woman: Can I help you?

　　需要我?guī)兔β?

　　-Leonard: Yes. Um... is this the high-IQ sperm bank?

　　是的。這里是高智商精子庫(kù)嘛?

　　-Woman: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.

　　如果這還要問(wèn)的話(huà)，那你可能不該來(lái)這。

　　-Sheldon:I think this is the place.

　　我想就是這里了

　　-Woman: Fill these out.

　　把表格填了。

　　-Leonard: Thank you. We'll be right back.

　　謝謝。馬上就好。

　　-Woman: Oh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.

　　不急。我正好把填字游戲做完。

　　Oh, wait.

　　等等。

　　-Sheldon: Leonard, I don't think I can do this.

　　Leonard，我覺(jué)得我做不到。

　　-Leonard: What are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.

　　開(kāi)什么玩笑，你都是“半職業(yè)選手”了

　　-Sheldon: No. We are committing genetic fraud.There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring.Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.

　　不是的，我們這是在犯基因欺詐罪。我們的精子并不能保證將來(lái)就能生出高智商的后代。你想想。我姐姐和我的DNA結(jié)構(gòu)相同可是她只是快餐店的女服務(wù)生。

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, this was your idea.Sheldon，A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.

　　這是你的主意。當(dāng)初你要來(lái)的。這點(diǎn)補(bǔ)貼能讓我們?cè)谠⑺飺碛蟹质絋-1帶寬。

　　-Sheldon: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads.But there's some poor woman who's going to pin her hopes on my sperm.What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?

　　我知道，我的確渴望更快的下載速度。但那些可憐的女人們會(huì)把希望寄托在我精子上的。如果她最后發(fā)現(xiàn)那小不點(diǎn)連曲線(xiàn)下面積該用積分還是微分算都不知道，她會(huì)怎么想?

　　-Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.

　　我肯定她還是會(huì)愛(ài)他的。

　　-Sheldon: I wouldn't.

　　我不會(huì)。

　　-Leonard: Well, what do you want to do?

　　你現(xiàn)在想怎么樣?

　　-Sheldon: I want to leave.

　　我想走了。

　　-Leonard: Okay.

　　好的。

　　-Sheldon: What's the protocol for leaving?

　　該怎么跟她說(shuō)呢?

　　-Leonard: I don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm bore.

　　我不知道，我以前從來(lái)沒(méi)有在捐獻(xiàn)精子中途走人過(guò)。

　　-Sheldon: Let's try just walking out.

　　我們就直接走吧。

　　-Leonard: Okay.

　　好。

　　-Woman: Bye.

　　再見(jiàn)。

　　-Sheldon: Bye.

　　再見(jiàn)。